“Throughout winter I guess I’m gonna be on Centrelink and hustling wherever I can. Maybe I’ll go back to K-Mart. I was there for eight years.” – Andrew McClelland

For the first time in his life veteran local comedian Andrew McClelland has had to sign on now that the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival has been cancelled. Despite the blow to his unseen show I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major Musical, McClelland is maintaining a positive attitude during the Coronavirus crisis while giving thanks to his bidet.